Why I DONT normally do "projects" while John's not around...

I was trying to get a lot of much needed stuff done around the house today... you know, sorting storage and switching clothing... that kind of stuff.

Here is a list of all the things that happened while I was trying to do that...

• The dog got up ON TOP of the kitchen counter to get to the bag of cat food that I was trying to keep safe!
• Maggie let two of the inside rabbits out of their cages! (luckily they were both males!)
• Ammon (trying to help) thought he would clean the bathroom with BLEACH!!!!
• Hannah (trying to help) tried to wash some dishes and soaked the floor!!!!!
• Malachi brought an "old" wasps' nest in the house to show me... THAT STILL HAD WASPS IN IT!!!

At this point, the only child (or dog for that matter) that isn't grounded for the rest of their lives is Abbie... but the night's still young!